Don't Worry

you are in the right place. I just took notice of what this blog is called for the first time in ages - 'the world according to heather'. Blah blah blah. Crap name. Something rushed out 5 years ago with little thought for originality and largely resultant from having recently read that Garp book. Although it's replacement is hardly clever (one word being substituted for it's close profanity) and only representitive of the my current (pretty unsuccessful) pastime. Suggestions are welcome.  Although none with the word Heather in it will be taken seriously. And worry not, content is unlikely to change. No threat of a re-vamp. Did you not read the post below about low motivation?!? I'm suprised I even did this. Perhaps add self-loating to that list.

Update my photos? ...Why dont you update yours? Oh wait. You dont have a blog now, do you? Nuff said.

Perhaps just add loathing to the list.

I'm sorry. My children wake at 6am. I find it hard to be good humoured in the face of such torture.

An attemp at good-humourt: Other possibilities for blogname:

- 3 boys and a Raving Banshee
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
- What I got, I gotta Get, and Put it in You.
- The Increasingly Crap Blog
- Blah Blah Blah. Me Me Me. Vomit. (next to an image of vomit)
- I hate Golf
- The Home of Poo Presents.
- Ramblings of a Hermit
- What? Well where's YOUR Blog?
- Scraping The Bottom Of the Mummy Blog Barrel
- Why yes, a glass of red DOES sound delightful!
- The Anti-Procreation Blog.
- The Anti-Golfer Blog
- Don't give your partner a couple of golf-related books for Christmas, lest you pique his interest in a relatively latent desire and he creates a 'life-goal' and decides to try to break par in the next year. That would be stupid. Really Stupid.
- How much porn is too much?
- Diary of an Amazon addict.
- The Vampire Diaries is lame. It has no redeeming features. So Why can't I look away?
- Master of No Universe.
- Almost 40.
- Which Part of NO Did You Not Understand?


Thats all I got. And my glass is empty. Refill!

So please, comment away. Knock yourselves out.

Did i spell whisperer right? No doubt Mez will enlighten.

Over and Out.

Back. From Outer Space.

Well back home in London and pretty much adjusted to the old routines. But a bout of child vomiting, copious housework and almost zero general motivation has led me to all but forget that I have this little old blog. Indeed I have nothing to say other than yes we are all alive. Oh and that the weather is awesome. Darkness now falls at 6pm and we have had 3 days on the trot of 10 degrees plus and sunshine. Whilst no doubt things will occassionally relapse into hideous coldness in the next month or two, spring is most definitely on it’s way. Another London winter survived.


Nean’s wedding was an absolute blast. She looked INCREDIBLE and there were many touching moments so perfect of such an occasion. I managed to remain sober enough to mumble my way through a speech late in the evening and then released myself onto the dance floor. The night went far too fast and I want to do it all over again. I LOVE weddings, please invite me to yours, I won’t let you down on the dancefloor. I met some fabulous new people which I pretty much plan on stealing from Eleanor and calling them my own and the few child-free days down at Aldinga were a treat. Unfortunately I did not take any photos due to flower holding responsibility, but I hope to steal a few from Kate when she has finished touching them up to levels of offensive beauty.

Otherwise all is well. I am fighting my way through a busy patch catching up on pile of work thrown to the wayside over the past month and other family-related obligations. BUT have a few exciting things on the horizon which my parents coming over in a month and a trip to Amsterdam with the Mez and Buffy at the end of April (which some of you might already be wanting us to shut the hell up about – POLER-DAM!!!!). And in something of a shocking turn of events, Dave will be coming with us!! Which besides one night at a wedding last year, will be the first time the both of us have been without children for a couple of nights!In Amsterdam – three cheers for Roy and Sue!

Anyway – the tasks and errands I mention above need a good seeing to and children due to wake any minute. It’s good to be back, more soon I promise.