'Surely....
...Shirley...
SURRRRRELY....
SHIRRRRRRLEY...
SURELY!!! ...... SHIRLEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!
Shirley SINKS a goal for the Crowies. Thats THREE in a row after the three quater time. IN A ROW. PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT YOU BLACK AND WHITE LOSERS!!!
Gotta Love the 5AA.
Today at the Borough Market with Mr. Jamie Oliver.
(Fred not impressed with the line-up)
*Jamie furoiusly signing cookbooks for Heather*
H: Ehhh..... (voice breaks) Hi
J.O. : Hello Love. Oh look at the little one!!
H: Yeah. He's finally stopped yelling. Not a fan of lines apparently.
J.O. He's Lovely. What is he - almost a year?
H: HAHAHAHA (Calm down Heather, Be Cool) Yeah. Almost. 9 Months (Brain starts emitting high-pitched buzzing noise)
J.O. Oh. He's Lovely. Is he your first one?
H: HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yes. (The buzzing increases)
J.O. Lovely. How is that going for you? Are you loving it? Lovely.
H: (Buzzing noise increases even more) HAHAHAHAHA. Ehhhhhhh. Yeah, I guess. I mean, Yes. Its lovely. HAHAHAHAHA.
J.O. Lovely. Tough isn't it, love? Getting much sleep?
H: HAHAHAHAHAHA ( Laugh borders on hysterical. Noise reaches fever pitch) Not last night!! HAHAHAHAHA (Heather later reflects that last night was actually without disturbance) HAHAHAHAHA
J.O. Well that's the way. Here you go (hands over books). Look after yourself and the little man!
H: HAHAHAHAHA. Thank You. HAHAHAHAHA. Thank You. HA! HA! I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME!!! HA! HA! HA! MARRRRRY MEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*Security drags Heather away*
1 comment:
ahhh oh soo jealous.. and you didn't ring me to tell me about this because???!!?!?!?!? L:-)
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